Album Ark by James

LENGTH: 54:21
GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?!
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abortion, ANGELS, asscunt, ben from NY, blaque, BPH, brand brand, Cheryl Merkowski, chiffon dress, churds, colostomy, condoms, CTA, denim backpack, Depends, DICK, doublespeak, ENprune, fat, feces, herbologist, hoarders, incinolet, infection, lapse, lazy bus driver, LEGENDARY potato salad, Madge Weinstein, Maury, my bathroom, Obesity, Panties, payud, PICKLES, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, return policy, sanitary pad, shrockbella, smoke break, stinkhair, stoma, SYLVIA BROWNE BROWN, tampons, Toddlers & Tiaras, ugly and black, urine, yogurt | 11 Comments

LENGTH: 29:19
GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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The poop motivation vid the song came from *Thanks to StripClubDeej*.

The youtube fatty at the end of the grum.

Filed under: Prank Callz, cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, 5 cups of urine and BM, alli, amish heater, bleed out, BM, bowel movement, briefs, Cheryl Merkowski, children, coupons, crinkle crinkle, Cunnie, depend, Depends, disposable, downs, fecal incontinence, garments, girdle, leak out, let it heal, lose oily stools, Lyps, lyups, Madge, Madge Weinstein, mandatory cream, maximum protection, Obesity, Panties, perfume, period blood, poise, poop in panny, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, prolapse tighten, pulled in, queef, return, return policy, RUNNY STOOL, shrockbella, smell, stained by fecal matter, stains and smells, stinkhair, stinky bm, STOOL, tight pant, Toddlers & Tiaras, treatment effects, urine, void, walgreen, warehouse, washable, whorehole, wipes, wouterfaull dooty | 9 Comments

LENGTH: 39:18
GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc.
SYNOPSIS
A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Lady Raptastic

Blaque Fatty Body Dedication Vid And skin tag photos (img1, img2)

Jaime Shade (who made the FAB remix at the end).

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, anal warts, Andy, blaque, Body Dedications, Cheryl Merkowski, children, clyups, Cunnie, DICK, fetus, fistula, Jaime, Lacist, Lady Raptastic, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, scales, shart, Shrockbella Mortinstein, skin tags, sobese, stinkhair, Wanda Wisdom, whorehole | 8 Comments

LENGTH: 1:04:25
GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off teh mens with all manner of things, including ‘bortions, wine bottles, fists, & poopin. Call 206-666-LYPS.

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Forgot to mention but my friend Jaime joined may towards the end of the caull. More of WHORE in the nex installmink.

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, anal warts, asscunt, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunt, fisting, fistula, get fucked, jaime shade, loive, lyups, Madge Weinstein, n-word, Obesity, panty, poon, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, shart, smegma, Smokey, sobese, stinkhair, tanning, whorehole, yo what's up boi | 8 Comments

LENGTH: 1:04:25
GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion)
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. Of course Rill’s extra dirty talk includes ‘bortions, ‘lapse, & panny poop. Plus an erotic craigslist ad & more! Call 206-666-LYPS

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Forgot to mention but my friend Jaime joined may towards the end of the caull. More of WHORE in the nex installmink.

Mikeypod was nice enough to share whore ass-plosion.

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abortion, anal, anal warts, asscunt, blaque, chat line, Cheryl Merkowski, clyups, DICK, fistula, Lady Raptastic, ladybisnis, lyups, Madge Weinstein, Maury, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, raunchy, shart, smegma, Smokey, steamy, tan, whorehole, wowowowow | 20 Comments

LENGTH: 13:21
GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She also calls about Urine B Gonez. Chicken TetrazzinI. Call 206-666-LYPS

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abfab, bacon, beaver cream, big area, bluud flow, breast enhancement, Cheryl Merkowski, Chicken TetrazzinI, Cunnie, desire, dominQue, ephedrine, fat spray, folds, heat on skin shrinks fat cells, homeless urine, icy hok, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, mattress, meth, nutrition, Obesity, Panties, paul, perineum, poopie be gone, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, protruding lapse, queef, saline, sexual enhancement, shart, Smokey, stillborn, stinkhair, supplements, tanning, tanning lotion, urine be gone, urine on bed, weightloss lotion, wersh, whore | 11 Comments

LENGTH: 30:11
GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY Remix. Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• “The Power Gay” (the whore that made the amazing HONEY REMIX at the end of the show).

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, Cancer, Cheryl Merkowski, douche, douchebag, downstairs lyups, enema, fingernail fungus, gel on lyups, God soap, jesus, jock itch, lapse, laundry, laundry baull, lip balm, lyups, neutralizer, pants n panny, panty, ph, poomp, Pooping Panties, queef, retail, retirement, scoop out the panny, Soap, sores, stinkhair, strips, suds, testimonials, tire tracks, ulcers, walmark, weight loss | 23 Comments

LENGTH: 12:51
GUESTS: Bonnie
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing pussy, poopin panny, and keepin her baby. Call Rillz & Leave Some Love at 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abortion, asscunt, Cunnie, Cunt, diabetis, fetus, hord, jar, JD Jakes, jesus, oh god, Panties, panty, pee, Pooping Panties, prank, prayer, prayergasm, Prolapse, pump, punch, queef, see pussy go broke, shart, stinkhair, thank you jesus, tittaye | 6 Comments

LENGTH: 26:28
GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman
SYNOPSIS
Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t Know; & Cheryl looks to christ for her financial problems! 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• Lady Raptastic
• Debra Wilkerson
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, as seen on tv, asscunt, build a bear, Cheryl Merkowski, children, christ, crown, Cunnie, debra, debra wilkerson, DICK, fat, fistula, gopher, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, racism, shape n tone, shart, stinkhair, stuffing, tanning, whorehole | 10 Comments

LENGTH: 48:25
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Yeast Radio
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Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1guy1jar, abortion, Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Ask Alice, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cock Stuffing, corn, DICK, fat, fistula, get fucked, GlassAss, Half Ton Teen, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, Meatus, mr hands, Obesity, panty, Parental Advice, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, shart, Smokey, sobese, sounding, stinkhair, tanning, Thermometer | 6 Comments

LENGTH: 13:48
GUESTS: Joy
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 700 club, abortion, Andy Melton, asscunt, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, Cunt, latino, lyups, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, prayer, Prolapse, queef, stillburth, stinkhair, whorehole | 31 Comments

LENGTH: 12:08
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old people ramble, WENSDAY, MMHMM, and bags. Eat my cunnie. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio/a>
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Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, anal warts, AOL, AT&T, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, cornel candy, Cunnie, Cunt, Depends, DICK, DS, enema, fistula, granny tranny, honey buns candy, Madge Weinstein, nightshirt, old people, phone bill, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, sobese, stinkhair, tanning, wensday | 2 Comments

LENGTH: 50:39
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio/a>
• Goatse’s “Camel Toe” [NSFW 'naids!]
• Vote for Rillz’ Links on QueerClick So Everyone Be Seein Thems [NSFW eithurd!]
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1cheryl1hole, 1turd, abortion, Andy Melton, blaque, cath, Cheryl Merkowski, christmas roids, Cunnie, daycare, diabetes foot, DICK, dootysquirt, fistula, florida, grizelda, holly berry, Lady Raptastic, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, miami beach, Obesity, Panties, panty, panty sniffer, party planning, poop in training toilet, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, pubic hair, queef, queer click, roids, rose, sobese, stinkhair, Styrofoam, tanning, toe, turkey burger, whore, whorehole | 16 Comments

LENGTH: 46:37
GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for Andy to keep him on the internets progrums. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Andy Melton
• Recent Yeast Radio Episode with RILLS (2 hours!)
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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, ain't gonna tell you lapse ain't good, Andy Melton, asscunt, blaque, caull, cell phone, Cheryl Merkowski, children, constipation, Cunnie, Cunt, cunt-cheese, diarrhea, DICK, diet, don't let it rule your life, expelled, fat, fiber, get fucked, health club, indian, indigent, jitterbugz, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, meltonian, oatmeal, Obesity, operator, overweight, panty, pantyhose, podcayst, Pooping Panties, poor, prank, Prolapse, queef, rabit turds, roids, sausage fingers, shart, smegma, sobese, stinkhair, tanning, that's guud, toothbrush, washcloths, wensday, whorehole, workout, yeast radio | 17 Comments

LENGTH: 15:53
GUESTS:The Helpful People At The Gym, Lady Raptastic on VM
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl forgets her backpack with depends at the gym & calls to have them look for it. Plus, she finds out about a gym membership and asks many questions, including accessibility, locker room details, and cleanliness. 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
• Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, asscunt, baby changing table, Depends, fistula, Fitniss, Gym, hoverround, Jean Backpack, Kenetics, Membership, meth, meth mouth, panty, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, shart | 15 Comments