LENGTH: 2:20
SYNOPSIS
An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.

Filed under: podcast, song, stinkhair, vidyo, chak, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, do you know what a prolapse is, Lyps, pee on me, poop on me, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, stinkhair, walls, whorehole | 20 Comments

LENGTH: 29:19
GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

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The poop motivation vid the song came from *Thanks to StripClubDeej*.

The youtube fatty at the end of the grum.

Filed under: Prank Callz, cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, 5 cups of urine and BM, alli, amish heater, bleed out, BM, bowel movement, briefs, Cheryl Merkowski, children, coupons, crinkle crinkle, Cunnie, depend, Depends, disposable, downs, fecal incontinence, garments, girdle, leak out, let it heal, lose oily stools, Lyps, lyups, Madge, Madge Weinstein, mandatory cream, maximum protection, Obesity, Panties, perfume, period blood, poise, poop in panny, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, prolapse tighten, pulled in, queef, return, return policy, RUNNY STOOL, shrockbella, smell, stained by fecal matter, stains and smells, stinkhair, stinky bm, STOOL, tight pant, Toddlers & Tiaras, treatment effects, urine, void, walgreen, warehouse, washable, whorehole, wipes, wouterfaull dooty | 9 Comments

LENGTH: 33:03
GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker).
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with tards from the movie Palindromes! WOWOW. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

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Filed under: Prank Callz, cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, 1turd wisdumb, 460 ELBZ, abortion, algonquin, and roll those shoulders, BAYBAY, bidet, blaque, blood, charlyne, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cunnie, dooty squirt, douche, enema, facial tanner, fat, fistula, get fucked, he sure needs to lose weight, he's just too FAYT, Lyps, lyups, madge sings, Madge Weinstein, My Monkey Baby, Obesity, OW OW, Palindromes, Panties, panty, Personal sauna, phone difficulties, poopy, prank, Prolapse, return policy, self cleaning oven, senior discount, shart, shrockbella, so fat he needs to buy a sauna that is a whole room, stained, stinkhair, sunlamp, tanning, Toddlers & Tiaras, trish sharpe, vinegar, voicemails, women at large, wouter, you gotta fight for the children | 10 Comments

LENGTH: 23:39
GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n lyups. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Jaime Shade (who made the remix at the end).

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, abortion, asscunt, bacon is good for may, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, debt, debt resolution center, douche, fart, fetus, fistula, Insurance, jaime shade, Lacist, lapse, lipstectomy, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, medical debt, no t no shade, Obesity, operation, prank, procedure, Prolapse, racy, skype, special people's club, stinkhair, Timaya, welcome to the dollhouse | 22 Comments

LENGTH: 24:45
GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Download Cheryl Sings: Stayin’ Lapsed complete with lyrics!

Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).

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Filed under: Prank Callz, cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, children, dog restroom, epilaturd, fat, human poop, Lyps, Madge, Madge Weinstein, obese, Obesity, obesity scale, Panties, Personal sauna, physicans scale, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, sanitizing wand, scale, shart, shower head, shrockbella, sobese, stinkhair | 25 Comments

LENGTH: 39:18
GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc.
SYNOPSIS
A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Lady Raptastic

Blaque Fatty Body Dedication Vid And skin tag photos (img1, img2)

Jaime Shade (who made the FAB remix at the end).

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, anal warts, Andy, blaque, Body Dedications, Cheryl Merkowski, children, clyups, Cunnie, DICK, fetus, fistula, Jaime, Lacist, Lady Raptastic, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, scales, shart, Shrockbella Mortinstein, skin tags, sobese, stinkhair, Wanda Wisdom, whorehole | 8 Comments

LENGTH: 13:21
GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She also calls about Urine B Gonez. Chicken TetrazzinI. Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abfab, bacon, beaver cream, big area, bluud flow, breast enhancement, Cheryl Merkowski, Chicken TetrazzinI, Cunnie, desire, dominQue, ephedrine, fat spray, folds, heat on skin shrinks fat cells, homeless urine, icy hok, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, mattress, meth, nutrition, Obesity, Panties, paul, perineum, poopie be gone, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, protruding lapse, queef, saline, sexual enhancement, shart, Smokey, stillborn, stinkhair, supplements, tanning, tanning lotion, urine be gone, urine on bed, weightloss lotion, wersh, whore | 11 Comments

LENGTH: 26:28
GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman
SYNOPSIS
Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t Know; & Cheryl looks to christ for her financial problems! 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• Lady Raptastic
• Debra Wilkerson
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, as seen on tv, asscunt, build a bear, Cheryl Merkowski, children, christ, crown, Cunnie, debra, debra wilkerson, DICK, fat, fistula, gopher, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, racism, shape n tone, shart, stinkhair, stuffing, tanning, whorehole | 10 Comments

LENGTH: 48:25
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Yeast Radio
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1guy1jar, abortion, Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Ask Alice, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cock Stuffing, corn, DICK, fat, fistula, get fucked, GlassAss, Half Ton Teen, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, Meatus, mr hands, Obesity, panty, Parental Advice, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, shart, Smokey, sobese, sounding, stinkhair, tanning, Thermometer | 6 Comments

LENGTH: 50:39
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio/a>
• Goatse’s “Camel Toe” [NSFW 'naids!]
• Vote for Rillz’ Links on QueerClick So Everyone Be Seein Thems [NSFW eithurd!]
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1cheryl1hole, 1turd, abortion, Andy Melton, blaque, cath, Cheryl Merkowski, christmas roids, Cunnie, daycare, diabetes foot, DICK, dootysquirt, fistula, florida, grizelda, holly berry, Lady Raptastic, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, miami beach, Obesity, Panties, panty, panty sniffer, party planning, poop in training toilet, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, pubic hair, queef, queer click, roids, rose, sobese, stinkhair, Styrofoam, tanning, toe, turkey burger, whore, whorehole | 16 Comments

LENGTH: 46:37
GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for Andy to keep him on the internets progrums. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Andy Melton
• Recent Yeast Radio Episode with RILLS (2 hours!)
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, ain't gonna tell you lapse ain't good, Andy Melton, asscunt, blaque, caull, cell phone, Cheryl Merkowski, children, constipation, Cunnie, Cunt, cunt-cheese, diarrhea, DICK, diet, don't let it rule your life, expelled, fat, fiber, get fucked, health club, indian, indigent, jitterbugz, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, meltonian, oatmeal, Obesity, operator, overweight, panty, pantyhose, podcayst, Pooping Panties, poor, prank, Prolapse, queef, rabit turds, roids, sausage fingers, shart, smegma, sobese, stinkhair, tanning, that's guud, toothbrush, washcloths, wensday, whorehole, workout, yeast radio | 17 Comments

LENGTH: 9:55
GUESTS:A very helpful blaque manz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls to find out more aboot Dual Action Cleanse, if it be for chillrin, and she also learns more about medz for her diabeetis, and something to help with her lyups. Give Rill a call at 206-666-LYPS

Dual Action Cleanse Vid Clyp Played @ Beginning of Showgrum :

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, beryl, blaque, bluud, caulls, cheryl, DICK, education, lapse, Lyps, panty, pills, poop, poopin panty, Prolapse, shart, Smokey, syph, tan | 7 Comments

LENGTH: 36:01
GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call so far! Call the god damn LYPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS

Products Cheryl Inquires About:
10XL Gown
Self Wipe Personal Toilet Aid
Big John Toilet Seat-CREAM
Uribagz-Male & Female
WheelChairz
Payds
Shower Massagerz

LINKS:
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Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, aids, ali myvagina, anal warts, anallingus, Andy Melton, asscunt, ayds, bdsm, bloody tampon, blubbercunt, buy gold, cheezy poofs, Cheryl Merkowski, child slavery, Cunnie, CVS, DVT, episiotomy, facebook, FAQ, fat, feces, feeder, feminine scent, fistula, get fucked, gunt, head, hotdog, I SAID GET FUCKED!, Lady juices, lapse, lube, Lyps, mackerel, Madge Weinstein, massager, obese, pr0n, prank, Prolapse, punchfuck, Q&A, queef, Real Women, ronpon, scatplay, shower, smelt, sobese, sounding, spit, splitdick, spork, stinkhair, tuna, uribag, vaginal smell, vera charles, vibrators, weight, wheelchair, whorehole, yeast | 15 Comments

LENGTH: 8:23
GUESTS:Hoveroundz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How much weight can they carry? You don’t want anything in the mail? Call Cheryl @206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Hoveround Commercial
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Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, anal warts, Andy Melton, bloody tampon, blubbercunt, Cancer, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, Cunt, Gastric Bypass, Hoveround, Insurance, lgbt, lummox, Lyps, Madge Weinstein, Medicaid, Medicare, Obesity, Patient Advocate, Prolapse, queef, Retard, Scooter, Smokey, stinkhair | 12 Comments