Album Ark by James

LENGTH: 54:21
GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?!
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS

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LENGTH: 36:01
GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call so far! Call the god damn LYPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS

Products Cheryl Inquires About:
10XL Gown
Self Wipe Personal Toilet Aid
Big John Toilet Seat-CREAM
Uribagz-Male & Female
WheelChairz
Payds
Shower Massagerz

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, aids, ali myvagina, anal warts, anallingus, Andy Melton, asscunt, ayds, bdsm, bloody tampon, blubbercunt, buy gold, cheezy poofs, Cheryl Merkowski, child slavery, Cunnie, CVS, DVT, episiotomy, facebook, FAQ, fat, feces, feeder, feminine scent, fistula, get fucked, gunt, head, hotdog, I SAID GET FUCKED!, Lady juices, lapse, lube, Lyps, mackerel, Madge Weinstein, massager, obese, pr0n, prank, Prolapse, punchfuck, Q&A, queef, Real Women, ronpon, scatplay, shower, smelt, sobese, sounding, spit, splitdick, spork, stinkhair, tuna, uribag, vaginal smell, vera charles, vibrators, weight, wheelchair, whorehole, yeast | 15 Comments