Album Ark By Vince!

LENGTH: 3:49
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud!
*Lyrics in iTurds!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, aids good time, care Institutions Caring For Kids, children, cooze, D.I.C.K, dipee, dough, downs, kids, lapse, Prolapse, prole, squeal, toys, whorehole, young gal | 4 Comments

LENGTH: 29:19
GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

Filed under: Prank Callz, cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, 5 cups of urine and BM, alli, amish heater, bleed out, BM, bowel movement, briefs, Cheryl Merkowski, children, coupons, crinkle crinkle, Cunnie, depend, Depends, disposable, downs, fecal incontinence, garments, girdle, leak out, let it heal, lose oily stools, Lyps, lyups, Madge, Madge Weinstein, mandatory cream, maximum protection, Obesity, Panties, perfume, period blood, poise, poop in panny, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, prolapse tighten, pulled in, queef, return, return policy, RUNNY STOOL, shrockbella, smell, stained by fecal matter, stains and smells, stinkhair, stinky bm, STOOL, tight pant, Toddlers & Tiaras, treatment effects, urine, void, walgreen, warehouse, washable, whorehole, wipes, wouterfaull dooty | 9 Comments

LENGTH: 33:03
GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker).
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with tards from the movie Palindromes! WOWOW. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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Filed under: Prank Callz, cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, 1turd wisdumb, 460 ELBZ, abortion, algonquin, and roll those shoulders, BAYBAY, bidet, blaque, blood, charlyne, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cunnie, dooty squirt, douche, enema, facial tanner, fat, fistula, get fucked, he sure needs to lose weight, he's just too FAYT, Lyps, lyups, madge sings, Madge Weinstein, My Monkey Baby, Obesity, OW OW, Palindromes, Panties, panty, Personal sauna, phone difficulties, poopy, prank, Prolapse, return policy, self cleaning oven, senior discount, shart, shrockbella, so fat he needs to buy a sauna that is a whole room, stained, stinkhair, sunlamp, tanning, Toddlers & Tiaras, trish sharpe, vinegar, voicemails, women at large, wouter, you gotta fight for the children | 10 Comments

LENGTH: 24:45
GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Filed under: Prank Callz, cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, children, dog restroom, epilaturd, fat, human poop, Lyps, Madge, Madge Weinstein, obese, Obesity, obesity scale, Panties, Personal sauna, physicans scale, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, sanitizing wand, scale, shart, shower head, shrockbella, sobese, stinkhair | 25 Comments

LENGTH: 39:18
GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc.
SYNOPSIS
A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, anal warts, Andy, blaque, Body Dedications, Cheryl Merkowski, children, clyups, Cunnie, DICK, fetus, fistula, Jaime, Lacist, Lady Raptastic, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, scales, shart, Shrockbella Mortinstein, skin tags, sobese, stinkhair, Wanda Wisdom, whorehole | 8 Comments

LENGTH: 28:51
GUESTS: Lady Raptastic
SYNOPSIS
Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism continues, Oprah’s aureolas, gray skin, & sicklecell. PLUS Stapler! Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, asscunt, aureola, blaque, bloody tampon, Cancer, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cunnie, diabetis, diabetis foot, gray skin, Insurance, Lady Raptastic, lapsey, lyups, Madge Weinstein, mr hands, n-word bonnet, obama, Obesity, oprah, Panties, pooping blankets, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, racism, shart, sickle cell anemia, stapler, stinkhair, tanning, whorehole, xray | 11 Comments

LENGTH: 26:28
GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman
SYNOPSIS
Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t Know; & Cheryl looks to christ for her financial problems! 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• Lady Raptastic
• Debra Wilkerson
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, as seen on tv, asscunt, build a bear, Cheryl Merkowski, children, christ, crown, Cunnie, debra, debra wilkerson, DICK, fat, fistula, gopher, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, racism, shape n tone, shart, stinkhair, stuffing, tanning, whorehole | 10 Comments

LENGTH: 48:25
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Yeast Radio
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1guy1jar, abortion, Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Ask Alice, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cock Stuffing, corn, DICK, fat, fistula, get fucked, GlassAss, Half Ton Teen, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, Meatus, mr hands, Obesity, panty, Parental Advice, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, shart, Smokey, sobese, sounding, stinkhair, tanning, Thermometer | 6 Comments

LENGTH: 46:37
GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for Andy to keep him on the internets progrums. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Andy Melton
• Recent Yeast Radio Episode with RILLS (2 hours!)
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, ain't gonna tell you lapse ain't good, Andy Melton, asscunt, blaque, caull, cell phone, Cheryl Merkowski, children, constipation, Cunnie, Cunt, cunt-cheese, diarrhea, DICK, diet, don't let it rule your life, expelled, fat, fiber, get fucked, health club, indian, indigent, jitterbugz, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, meltonian, oatmeal, Obesity, operator, overweight, panty, pantyhose, podcayst, Pooping Panties, poor, prank, Prolapse, queef, rabit turds, roids, sausage fingers, shart, smegma, sobese, stinkhair, tanning, that's guud, toothbrush, washcloths, wensday, whorehole, workout, yeast radio | 17 Comments

LENGTH: 52:14
GUESTS: Lady Raptastic.
SYNOPSIS
Lady Raptastic joins Rill again. Opera & Gayle, talking blaque @teh bus stop, Indian food fills toilets, scooping the poop, poondaggers, abortion, and shitting daisyDOOks. Plz2Caull 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Lady Raptastic (myspayce)
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, abortion, asscunt, blaque, blaque-cent, Cheryl Merkowski, children, constipation, coons-age, corn, diabetis, distorted view, fatman, financial crisis, food stamps, gayle, indian, JohnONG ongline, Lady Raptastic, lyups, Madge Weinstein, new fatman, ongongongong, oprah, Poondagger, pooping panty, rabies shots, scoop, toilet, Wanda Wisdom, whore, whorehole | 20 Comments

LENGTH: 58:55
GUESTS:Adam CoonMichael
SYNOPSIS
I spoke again with my friend Adam & she couldn’t keep it 2gether. While Adam craks I tell whore many stories about my life, my lapse, and what it’s like being yung. Locker rooms, corn, partial burtha, poop, children, & so much more!  206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• Adam Stars in “HOT GAY MAN IN UNDERWEAR! SPLASH BASH 08″
• Adam’s Latest Vid “Driving Miss Narcolepsy”
• Adam & “The Bride”
• Adam CoonMichael’s Websyke (to be fixed soons)
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
• Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, adam coonmichael, bride, burn, Cheryl Merkowski, children, corn, Cunnie, drain, facial wasting, fetus, gay marriage, lung, partial burtha, pool, poon, Prolapse, smegma | 4 Comments

LENGTH: 7:25
GUESTS:Pregnancy Hotline (LOVE LINE) Workwhore
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls the LOVE line again to ask for advice about her pregnant situation and asks why god keeps punishing her with the curse of pregnancy, asscunt, and being so beautiful. Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, abortion, asscunt, babies, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cunt, god, hanger, i've got a new lapse-a-tude, jesus, loveline, multitask, prank, Prolapse, prole choice, punishment, redmonkey, screen door, smegma, stench, white cheddar cheezits | 5 Comments