LENGTH: 25:45
GUESTS:Nice Toto Folks
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl continues her phone caull series by phoning the nice folks at Toto to find out which toilets and bidets would best fit her “situation”. PS-Where my bday present bitch!? Call the LYUPS line honaids! 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Featured Song: Swamp by Ed Shepp
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

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LENGTH: 36:01
GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call so far! Call the god damn LYPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS

Products Cheryl Inquires About:
10XL Gown
Self Wipe Personal Toilet Aid
Big John Toilet Seat-CREAM
Uribagz-Male & Female
WheelChairz
Payds
Shower Massagerz

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

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LENGTH: 8:23
GUESTS:Hoveroundz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How much weight can they carry? You don’t want anything in the mail? Call Cheryl @206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Hoveround Commercial
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

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