LENGTH: 48:25
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Yeast Radio
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1guy1jar, abortion, Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Ask Alice, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cock Stuffing, corn, DICK, fat, fistula, get fucked, GlassAss, Half Ton Teen, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, Meatus, mr hands, Obesity, panty, Parental Advice, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, shart, Smokey, sobese, sounding, stinkhair, tanning, Thermometer | 6 Comments

LENGTH: 13:48
GUESTS: Joy
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 700 club, abortion, Andy Melton, asscunt, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, Cunt, latino, lyups, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, prayer, Prolapse, queef, stillburth, stinkhair, whorehole | 31 Comments

LENGTH: 50:39
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

D.I.C.K's New Logo (Thnx Listenturd!)

LINKS:

• Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio/a>
• Goatse’s “Camel Toe” [NSFW 'naids!]
• Vote for Rillz’ Links on QueerClick So Everyone Be Seein Thems [NSFW eithurd!]
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1cheryl1hole, 1turd, abortion, Andy Melton, blaque, cath, Cheryl Merkowski, christmas roids, Cunnie, daycare, diabetes foot, DICK, dootysquirt, fistula, florida, grizelda, holly berry, Lady Raptastic, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, miami beach, Obesity, Panties, panty, panty sniffer, party planning, poop in training toilet, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, pubic hair, queef, queer click, roids, rose, sobese, stinkhair, Styrofoam, tanning, toe, turkey burger, whore, whorehole | 16 Comments

LENGTH: 46:37
GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for Andy to keep him on the internets progrums. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Andy Melton
• Recent Yeast Radio Episode with RILLS (2 hours!)
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, ain't gonna tell you lapse ain't good, Andy Melton, asscunt, blaque, caull, cell phone, Cheryl Merkowski, children, constipation, Cunnie, Cunt, cunt-cheese, diarrhea, DICK, diet, don't let it rule your life, expelled, fat, fiber, get fucked, health club, indian, indigent, jitterbugz, lapse, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, meltonian, oatmeal, Obesity, operator, overweight, panty, pantyhose, podcayst, Pooping Panties, poor, prank, Prolapse, queef, rabit turds, roids, sausage fingers, shart, smegma, sobese, stinkhair, tanning, that's guud, toothbrush, washcloths, wensday, whorehole, workout, yeast radio | 17 Comments

LENGTH: 27:35
GUESTS:April & Louis Simmons At Tropical Travel, Lady Raptastic, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Listenturd Aaron gets tons of faxes at work about CHEAP vacations so I called to claim my 99 dollar vacation. Hilarity ensues. Plus, craigslyst ads, ladyrap, NELL, and more. WERK THIS 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
• Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, Andy Melton, Cheryl Merkowski, chick-a-pay-pay may tay in teh wind, craigslist, credit cards, cummmmmmmoooon, Cunnie, Cunt, DICK, diewhorereah, grizelda, high pressure sales calls, Insurance, junk faxes, NELL, Pooping Panties, prank calls, Prolapse, sales, tanning, trans, Tropical Travel, Wanda Wisdom, whore, WIIINDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 25 Comments

LENGTH: 39:25
GUESTS:Grizelda, Man at Gay Tanning Playce, Starbux Employees, Jason, & More!
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s been losin’ things & calls starbucks. Plus she calls a tanning salon in boystown chicago, talks with Grizelda, calls into her friend Jason’s radio show & much more. Call 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

• Andy (Fattie) Sheds Teh Dog
• New Aunt Carol Video
• Jason Gets Lapse-oed
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
• Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, Andy Melton, aunt carol, coffee, coffee grounds, coonmichael, Cunnie, Depends, enema, fat, grizelda, halsted street beach tanning, ham banana & mayonnaise sammaye, lotion, lyups, Madge Weinstein, oprah, prank, prank phone call, Prolapse, prole life, richard simmons, smoking, spoon, spray tan, starbucks, tanning, teeth whitening, tingles, vagina | 12 Comments

My good (and very obese) friend Andy Melton asked for my help the other day in telling some stories that involved him shitting his man-panty/pant.
Since I yam obviously a fan of such shanty-stories, I rushed at the opportunity much like I rush towards my tannin’ bed every chance I git.
Please go on over to whore syke and enjoy this wonderful showgrum.

Filed under: Traveling Cheryl, stinkhair, 1turd, abortion, Andy Melton, blaquepack, bucket, Cunnie, didn't make it, done fell out, fall out, fat, lyups, mustrid, Pant, Panties, scented trash bag, shart, Shitting, shitting dress, shower, tablespoon, tampoon, teaspoon, trash over hill, wouter | Post a comment

LENGTH: 36:01
GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call so far! Call the god damn LYPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS

Products Cheryl Inquires About:
10XL Gown
Self Wipe Personal Toilet Aid
Big John Toilet Seat-CREAM
Uribagz-Male & Female
WheelChairz
Payds
Shower Massagerz

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, aids, ali myvagina, anal warts, anallingus, Andy Melton, asscunt, ayds, bdsm, bloody tampon, blubbercunt, buy gold, cheezy poofs, Cheryl Merkowski, child slavery, Cunnie, CVS, DVT, episiotomy, facebook, FAQ, fat, feces, feeder, feminine scent, fistula, get fucked, gunt, head, hotdog, I SAID GET FUCKED!, Lady juices, lapse, lube, Lyps, mackerel, Madge Weinstein, massager, obese, pr0n, prank, Prolapse, punchfuck, Q&A, queef, Real Women, ronpon, scatplay, shower, smelt, sobese, sounding, spit, splitdick, spork, stinkhair, tuna, uribag, vaginal smell, vera charles, vibrators, weight, wheelchair, whorehole, yeast | 15 Comments

LENGTH: 8:23
GUESTS:Hoveroundz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How much weight can they carry? You don’t want anything in the mail? Call Cheryl @206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Hoveround Commercial
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, anal warts, Andy Melton, bloody tampon, blubbercunt, Cancer, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, Cunt, Gastric Bypass, Hoveround, Insurance, lgbt, lummox, Lyps, Madge Weinstein, Medicaid, Medicare, Obesity, Patient Advocate, Prolapse, queef, Retard, Scooter, Smokey, stinkhair | 12 Comments