12.16Cheryl’s Holiday Classics
LENGTH: 27:29
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.
Track Listing:
- 1: Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org
- 2: WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT
- 3: Boy You Are Fat
- 4: I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha
- 5: Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny
- 6: 12 Days of Crimmus
- 7: WH Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah
- 8: Prolapse (Kwanzaa)
- 9: You’re A Mean One Hagatha
- 10: WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse
- 11: Hagatha
- 12: Do You Smell What I Smell
- A wonderful seasonal ditty inspired by the classic “Winter Wonderland”
- A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees.
- Cheryl makes tribute to the classic “Joy to the World” and an obese former listenturd. Featuring the famous “Andy Snap” of Yeast Radio ep 763.
- A special version of the holiday classic “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
- Cheryl’s holiday classic, inspired by the song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”.
- Cheryl brings blaque the Christmas classic “12 Days of Christmas”, du rags and all.
- Cheryl sings “Hanukkah Whore Hanukkah” [Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah].
- Cheryl changes the words to a Kwanzaa song to make it more… prole-ific
- A song about a very disgusting whore mess named Hagatha set to the tune of the classic “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch”
- Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL Shock-whore-con! CUMOEN! Happy hannu-cunt babies!
- A spin on the classic Hanukkah song “Hanukkah”
- Cheryl’s take on the holiday classic “Do You Hear What I Hear”
To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!
ROTFL. Oh u crazy bitch. I’m downloading now. Love the track names; can’t wait to listen.
Oh, you spoil us, Cheryl.
Such wonderful holiday songs… I’m so glad to see ‘I Had a Little Prolapse’ again.
Stay classy.
Triple Hagathwhore action and some multicultural love for the Blaques and Jews. A+++++ HONAIDS.
Anti-spam word: infection
You gotz no sense of rhythm or pitch, bitch! But I like how you still manage to whore out your poopcunnie. Love the Mortenklopz and Hagaturdaids references. Would like to have sum dialogue or monologue to go between the “songs”, though. Don’t wanna be overkilled by your belting, honaaaaaaaaye!
Yeth, I know. I cunt ever make u bitches happy. LISTIN. this is a fucking CHRISTMAS album. ALBUM. Not a podcast. Does Mariah talk about shitting on her albums? No. Does she run her dirty, cunt whore mouth between songs? Mostly no. I do talk about shitting but I aint finnah run my mouf in between teh songs. I AM A BZY WOMAN.
NOW get fucked. x 1000
mm-hmmm!
lmao!!
I am biased since I worked on a few of these, but I do think this is one of your best episodes ever.
Faves in order (new songs only):
Do You Smell What I Smell
You’re A Mean One Hagatha
12 Days of Crimmus
Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny
Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org
Boy You Are Fat
Hagatha (Hanukkah)
Prolapse (Kwanzaa)
I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha
coon.
RACIST
thank you thank you thank you! i was hoping you would post this or something similar. mad props, finnah play this when the fam cums over.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS yessssssssssssss. She’s not a christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wonderful cunttent! the old ones bring me back to the year I discovered your show and pissed off my brother by going home for winter break and downloading a bunch of them on his computer to listen to while I played video games
Thanks naids. Cheryl Merkowski-Bringing famlaids closewhore and whoreholes loosewhore.
Cheryl , when I started listening to you in the beginning, I laughed some of the time but was mostly made nauseous by your antics. Over time the nauseousness completely went away (Oh God… what does that mean?) and now I just laugh all the time. Thanks so much for this collection of whorliday songs. Can’t wait to play them for my Southern Baptist family on Xmas morning.
I am proud to have ruined ur hole NAIDS. WERK that baptist famlaids. Plz report back about how much they enjoi my songs.
Oh Naids. This is aidsmaster piece! Madge kissing hagatthurd last night! I can’t wait to buy the deluxe edition from Time Life at 2am!
WOW I loved the three-count them- three warm and fuzzy holiday offerings.Here I had basically given up on being an internet notable and just in time for festive molesting-Im going home to southern illinois for christmas-I get this giant gust of wind for my tattered sails.My first stop is the nursing home to visit a this sort of friend of the family, a cute 25 yr guy who is in a coma after a car crash.Im gonna try to revive him with poppers then if I can be alone with him I have a few grinchy things planned.Not give him aids thougth,Im saving that for you cher-yule and Jaime sh-aids.Then its off to the truck stop to disable the toliets so I can have a holiday feast of trucker shit.Thanks for the motavation!!!!!
Sorry I didn’t comment on this sooner. I listened to it all before the holidays, and I must say that the ‘Rilz outdid herself yet again. My favorite was You’re a Mean One Hagatha- so true. I hope that aids-queen didn’t catch dysentery from trucker toilets this holiday season, she’ll need to be around some still for such musical inspirations!
BJ, feces is so 09…This year Im into bursting boils in my mouth or giant blackheaded zits. Pus is the new piss! Cheryule, I know you were amused by the sand bomb slam I made about madges complexion on air last night,but I know Im gonna have to play nice if Im gonna be on a second time.
I wish I could have seen your face when madge hung up on you for using that song to drown me out;When you do that it makes you seem pretty. Did I say pretty, I meant PETTY.