LENGTH: 30:11
GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY Remix. Call 206-666-LYPS
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Testing 1, 2, miracle!
Lapsey
OK. the soap is a soap, the gel is a gel, and the laundry ball is a laundry ball that you put in the laundry. that lady was so helpful.
Well honaye! The FDA demands that the manufacturer be very mean to may.
suuuudz are physiological, honaye.
These tire tracks are hard to get out. LAWL
Oh Honaye – no there was a real special episude of ur grum.
So happy to hear thack ur tancer finnah be cured. Was it the Miracle gel or neutralizer that worked it honaye? Maybe you rolled that laundree bawl over ur tumor and it finnah go away.
I think thack man had no idear about the downstairs lyups. Betcha he hasn’t seen his wife’s in a very long time.
By the way – the FDA basically sez that Miracle 2 is bag o’ hot horseshit.
Crazy Jesus freaks selling nothing and making millions. Praise the Lord! :)
See the FDA Warning about Miracle 2 Produks at:
http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/NEWS/2005/NEW01268.html
Lawl. that is the best =D
Glad you enjoyed the grum.
I love how you got him to say lyps multiple times.
A+++++
Ma’am? Ma’am?
I’m glad that you persevered through the initial, unhelpful women, because that guys was the best, although i found the mean lady slightly endearing. It made me really happy when he mentioned tough-to-clean tire tracks! Right when i heard him say that, i went directly to whorehole.org to check the tags for this show, and sho’ nuff, there is was. That too made me really happy.
May your tan never fade, Cheryl.
xoxo
Wut?
Lawl. I am glad u enjoyed the grum.
I am so glad someone noticed the tags–I am a very diligent woman with my tags… tire tracks was a necessary one here, obviously!
Madge pointed out that the unhelpful whore was probably recording me when she put me on hold for a second and came back and things sounded different and there were a few beeps. She can eat me out.
Kisses and lapses.
I just figured she put you on speaker phone / hands free, so she could get on with her life while only being moderately bothered by you :)
Ma’am?
From M-2-soap.com:
CANCER – BATHE OR SHOWER WITH SOAP – 7 DROPS OF NEUTRALIZER IN LIQUID.
That’s VERY responsible.
Work your internet!
I’d love to smell yer skidmarx, ‘naids.
I need to find me some pannus to lick, too.
Love Ewe honayhonayhonayhonay honnnaaayy!
“This is the only product that is made in the world that can wash a newborn baby or clean up an oil spill”
… this could not be more trailer trash.
Look, the point is just this – what is in these god given products??? SOAP?? … FFS
TESTIMONIALS
The following are testimonials about Miracle II products from various people over the years. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
TUMORS – RUB OR SPRAY GEL OR NEUTRALIZER ON AREA.
YEAST INFECTION – USE THE MIRACLE NEUTRALIZER 50% TO 50% WATER. 1) USE AS A DOUCHE. 2) SPRAY ON INFECTED AREA. 3) SOME TAKE 7 DROPS IN WATER, JUICE, OR MILK EACH DAY UNTIL RESULTS ARE ACHIEVED
SKIN CANCER – BATHE OR SHOWER IN MIRACLE SOAP AND DRY OFF. THEN SPRAY AREAS WITH MIRACLE NEUTRALIZER OR GEL. IF SKIN IS DRY, USE MIRACLE SKIN MOISTURIZER.
HEMORRHOIDS – BATHE WITH MIRACLE SOAP AND DRY. SPRAY THE AREA WITH MIRACLE NEUTRALIZER OR GEL UNTIL YOU GET THE RESULTS YOU NEED.
SHOWER WITH MOISTURIZING SOAP. ADD NEUTRALIZER TO HOT BATH AND SOAK UNTIL PAIN SUBSIDES. SPRAY NEUTRALIZER AND ALLOW TO DRY.
HERPES, ULCERS – BATHE WITH MIRACLE SOAP. AFTER DRYING, SPRAY THE MIRACLE NEUTRALIZER ON INFECTED AREAS AND ALLOW TO DRY.
Found this website and thought of you.
http://www.blessedherbs.com/bh/test_photo
Well worthy of looking at the photos and reading the testimonials.
It’s so gooood that Jesus wants to help keep the proll cleen, ‘nAIDS.
clean mah poopie tiretrax honaayye
and oh LOVE the honaye remix best thing since the sliced bredz naidz
i saw this today, and thought of you. i am unaware of any email address for you, so i’ll just post it here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_was_going_to_succumb_to?utm_source=b-section
i hope the miracle ii has helped you wash the tancer away.
This is a great article and I feel much like the author of it many times. A+++. And yes, the miracle TEW has really helped the tancer to wersh away. With some STRYPS, I keep testing my PH to see if it is acidic or alkwhoreline… what I do know is that the tancer is leaving me body a bit more every day. CUMOON! Werk them lyups.