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GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call so far! Call the god damn LYPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS
Products Cheryl Inquires About:
10XL Gown
Self Wipe Personal Toilet Aid
Big John Toilet Seat-CREAM
Uribagz-Male & Female
WheelChairz
Payds
Shower Massagerz
LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
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Work the thayng honay! You sure know how to prank the ugly peoples’ hot lines honay! Finally a new prgrumster!
Layps
o rils .. ur prank calls make me cringe .. WUT IS THE ITEM # for PROLYPS? no one knoes
How many frozen fish sticks does it take to fill the Rillz’s poopcunnie? Please film it and put it on the xtubes, or make a podcast out of it.
I can’t believe you kept that up for as long as you did. You had me rolling when you asked about the prolapse.
If the wheelchair holds 700 and the toilet seat holds 1200 the dumb whore should have answered to you that the two together would hold 1900 pounds. Isn’t that evident? If you’d put another toilet seat on the wheel chair, it would then hold 3100 pounds. It’s just simple physics and math!!! Oh for the love of God!
Huh? No matter what you put on it the wheelchair will only hold 700 lbs. Adding a 1200-lb capacity toilet seat doesn’t change the capacity of the wheel chair, right?
Jeez Rillz, these stupid whores from XL weren’t has
helpful as Peggy from HooverRound. The Indians ["dot"]
from the Dellz are more helpful than the XL ladies.
“The Grandchildrenz say No. 1 and 2?” I thought you
were twenty-five? Great prank call!
Love you, honaye!
that was very special and heartwarming, rilch. i was really hoping that barbara would google prolapse, though.
also, you should email the people at livin’ XL to tell them about the wonderful service that julie gave you. she deserves sainthood for having the patience to deal with a lapse that ugly.
A++ Rilch. Loved that fatty piss bag question.
You’re like a cuntsumer acturdvist for the obese, hon-aye!!!
you raise some very important questions, rill. the measurements of a 10XL patient gown should be published — how else is the fat monster who is purchasing it going to know if it will cover their girth? additionally, i would like to know how many pounds of fat monster the extra wide chenille bath mats can withstand?
i just finished watching last week’s Nova episode on fistulae (and asscunts), and suddenly they are a lot harder to find amusing, but i will try!
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/beautiful/program.html
YOU DON’T WANT ANYTHING IN THE MAIL??????
Rillz,
Lady Raptastic needs your help. She hasn’t posted a show in a long time. What’s wrong with her? Did she fall into a vat of wine while touring the Inglenook factory?
Lapse Ya!
VV
Rillz, you are so good at these very special calls honaye, I think you should Skype into the Oprah show sometime soon! Maybe point the camera at the wall and act like your a stupid
oldyoung lady who doesn’t know how the camera works..? lol :p