04.19Cheryl Whore’in it up…
I had a busy day TURDAY kids! I was spreading my smegmatic and smokey self all over the internet. Besides working my many jobs, including the one with the chillren… I showed up on Wanturd Jizzdumb’s Lucky Bitch Radio today (show #248) AND I did the introduction for Distorted View! Although misturd Tim Henson called me a TRANNY today, I still enjoyed his attempts to talk like me. No, I am not a god damn tranny. I am a 25 year old beautiful woman, smoker, and owner of 3/4ths of a lung! LEARN IT, LIVE IT, AND GET OVER IT HONAYE! CUM’ON!
In other news, I am a dirty tan whore.
Notice anything new? That’s right bitches, I made you a god damn (and I might add beautiful) button to click on so that you can subscribe TURD my show in iTURDS. Isn’t that wonderful?
Anyway, I am off to my tanning bed for a few hours of smoking and sleeping. I should have a nice little graphic up soon with my email. In the meantime, my email is cheryl AT whorehole.org ….SEND ME SOME TASTY BITS!
So glad to see you spreading your love (of children) all over the inturdnets. We are all so proud (and afraid) of you. Keep up the great work spreading the Gospel of Prolapse.
Amazing that iTunes will allow you and not Criffy. Wait until he hears about it!
Oh jesus christ! Why did yoiu have to animate that header?! That is so disgusting!
Cheryl, honey… that turd animation in the header is beautiful. ;-)
~R
you’re still just a stupid bitch
Beautiful Cheryl, Don’t crack under the pressure. Put some lube on or in :)
Do you have a link to the horse fuck video?
hahah. Horse fuck video? I DON’t KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT! But… surf on turd distorted view’s message board and you may just find what you are lookin for honaye! WORK THAT HORSE! cumon!
you promised Ragan Fox Porn! What gives?
patience honaye. patience. WORK THAT patience, cumon. Ragans will come one of these days. no worries :)