Comments on: Cheryl’s Holiday Classics

By: hagatha

hagatha — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:55:45 +0000

I wish I could have seen your face when madge hung up on you for using that song to drown me out;When you do that it makes you seem pretty. Did I say pretty, I meant PETTY.

By: Hagaththurdaidsqueen

Hagaththurdaidsqueen — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 03:16:00 +0000

BJ, feces is so 09…This year Im into bursting boils in my mouth or giant blackheaded zits. Pus is the new piss! Cheryule, I know you were amused by the sand bomb slam I made about madges complexion on air last night,but I know Im gonna have to play nice if Im gonna be on a second time.

By: Baby Jane

Baby Jane — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:10:19 +0000

Sorry I didn’t comment on this sooner. I listened to it all before the holidays, and I must say that the ‘Rilz outdid herself yet again. My favorite was You’re a Mean One Hagatha- so true. I hope that aids-queen didn’t catch dysentery from trucker toilets this holiday season, she’ll need to be around some still for such musical inspirations!

By: licoricepirate

licoricepirate — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:11:51 +0000

lmao!!

By: Hagatha

Hagatha — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:43:27 +0000

WOW I loved the three-count them- three warm and fuzzy holiday offerings.Here I had basically given up on being an internet notable and just in time for festive molesting-Im going home to southern illinois for christmas-I get this giant gust of wind for my tattered sails.My first stop is the nursing home to visit a this sort of friend of the family, a cute 25 yr guy who is in a coma after a car crash.Im gonna try to revive him with poppers then if I can be alone with him I have a few grinchy things planned.Not give him aids thougth,Im saving that for you cher-yule and Jaime sh-aids.Then its off to the truck stop to disable the toliets so I can have a holiday feast of trucker shit.Thanks for the motavation!!!!!

By: Jaime

Jaime — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:08:26 +0000

RACIST

By: wsabichimera

wsabichimera — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:31:47 +0000

Oh Naids. This is aidsmaster piece! Madge kissing hagatthurd last night! I can’t wait to buy the deluxe edition from Time Life at 2am!

By: cheryl

cheryl — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:09:20 +0000

coon.

By: cheryl

cheryl — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:09:07 +0000

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS yessssssssssssss. She’s not a christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: cheryl

cheryl — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:08:44 +0000

Thanks naids. Cheryl Merkowski-Bringing famlaids closewhore and whoreholes loosewhore.

By: cheryl

cheryl — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:08:04 +0000

I am proud to have ruined ur hole NAIDS. WERK that baptist famlaids. Plz report back about how much they enjoi my songs.

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:38:03 +0000

Cheryl , when I started listening to you in the beginning, I laughed some of the time but was mostly made nauseous by your antics. Over time the nauseousness completely went away (Oh God… what does that mean?) and now I just laugh all the time. Thanks so much for this collection of whorliday songs. Can’t wait to play them for my Southern Baptist family on Xmas morning.

By: anushole

anushole — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:16:47 +0000

wonderful cunttent! the old ones bring me back to the year I discovered your show and pissed off my brother by going home for winter break and downloading a bunch of them on his computer to listen to while I played video games

By: chlamaids

chlamaids — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:28:39 +0000

thank you thank you thank you! i was hoping you would post this or something similar. mad props, finnah play this when the fam cums over.

By: chlamaids

chlamaids — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:26:51 +0000

mm-hmmm!

By: Jaime

Jaime — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:55:36 +0000

I am biased since I worked on a few of these, but I do think this is one of your best episodes ever.

Faves in order (new songs only):

Do You Smell What I Smell
You’re A Mean One Hagatha
12 Days of Crimmus
Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny
Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org
Boy You Are Fat
Hagatha (Hanukkah)
Prolapse (Kwanzaa)
I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha

By: cheryl

cheryl — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:48:47 +0000

Yeth, I know. I cunt ever make u bitches happy. LISTIN. this is a fucking CHRISTMAS album. ALBUM. Not a podcast. Does Mariah talk about shitting on her albums? No. Does she run her dirty, cunt whore mouth between songs? Mostly no. I do talk about shitting but I aint finnah run my mouf in between teh songs. I AM A BZY WOMAN.

NOW get fucked. x 1000

By: Strontkut

Strontkut — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:35:05 +0000

You gotz no sense of rhythm or pitch, bitch! But I like how you still manage to whore out your poopcunnie. Love the Mortenklopz and Hagaturdaids references. Would like to have sum dialogue or monologue to go between the “songs”, though. Don’t wanna be overkilled by your belting, honaaaaaaaaye!

By: n-word ferguson

n-word ferguson — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:13:52 +0000

Triple Hagathwhore action and some multicultural love for the Blaques and Jews. A+++++ HONAIDS.

Anti-spam word: infection

By: Michael Hunt

Michael Hunt — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:54:17 +0000

Oh, you spoil us, Cheryl.
Such wonderful holiday songs… I’m so glad to see ‘I Had a Little Prolapse’ again.
Stay classy.

By: Veritable Virgo

Veritable Virgo — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:54:05 +0000

ROTFL. Oh u crazy bitch. I’m downloading now. Love the track names; can’t wait to listen.