Comments on: WH76: 700 Club Prayer Orgasms For Poopy Panty & Stillburth http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:05:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: fleshmeatpuppet http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74553 fleshmeatpuppet Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:06:19 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74553 dear scherrüll, i noticed in latest prougramms you didn't mention your age and amount of lugz you ouwn anymore. could this mean that you got older and the cancer more severe? best regards, fleshmeatpuppetz p.s. this programm was gooood. dear scherrüll,

i noticed in latest prougramms you didn’t mention your age and amount of lugz you ouwn anymore. could this mean that you got older and the cancer more severe?

best regards,
fleshmeatpuppetz

p.s.
this programm was gooood.

]]> By: Lady Fingers http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74535 Lady Fingers Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:58:36 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74535 Oh Cherellz, I love this one! That chick doesn't have clue. She should go back to her job at the McDonaldz. Oh Cherellz, I love this one! That chick doesn’t have
clue. She should go back to her job at the McDonaldz.

]]> By: la pequena retard http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74530 la pequena retard Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:35:19 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74530 Could Joy have possibly been any more disinterested? I think you interrupted her while she was filing her nails and eating a two nahna-nine shrimp platter from the Long John Silvers. Denise, this was you at your best. Could Joy have possibly been any more disinterested? I think you interrupted her while she was filing her nails and eating a two nahna-nine shrimp platter from the Long John Silvers. Denise, this was you at your best.

]]> By: Baby Jane http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74528 Baby Jane Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:09:36 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74528 Is this what she meant by "doing the thing with the thing..."? That really got Joy interested. Is this what she meant by “doing the thing with the thing…”?

That really got Joy interested.

]]> By: Granny Tettey http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74527 Granny Tettey Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:36:59 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74527 Brava! I was worried this show was turning into that abortion of yesteryear, "Yeast 2," but this restored my faith--not in the bible or in humanity, but in something much more important: the 'Rillz. Anyway, the bible actually talks about, um, well not "pooping panties" as far as I know, but worse actually. Here are just some bible verses dealing with... that... for you to quote that blatina (my vote is for blatina) next time, and as a delicious treat to the people who have read this far, suffering the obsequous and Buffalo-bashing comments above: Isaiah 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that <B>they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?</B> Exzekiel 4:12 And thou shalt <B>eat</B> it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with <B>dung that cometh out of man</B>, in their sight. Malachi 2:3 <B>Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces</B>, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. Brava! I was worried this show was turning into that abortion of yesteryear, “Yeast 2,” but this restored my faith–not in the bible or in humanity, but in something much more important: the ‘Rillz.

Anyway, the bible actually talks about, um, well not “pooping panties” as far as I know, but worse actually. Here are just some bible verses dealing with… that… for you to quote that blatina (my vote is for blatina) next time, and as a delicious treat to the people who have read this far, suffering the obsequous and Buffalo-bashing comments above:

Isaiah 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

Exzekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Malachi 2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

]]> By: Baby Jane http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74526 Baby Jane Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:54:04 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74526 Hallelujia, hallelujia. My new favorite way of explaining 'Cheryl' is that it's like 'Barrel' but with a 'C'. Hallelujia, hallelujia.

My new favorite way of explaining ‘Cheryl’ is that it’s like ‘Barrel’ but with a ‘C’.

]]> By: Shawno http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74525 Shawno Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:02:32 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74525 I bet she thought that Denise was the name of the baby you lapsed out, hon-aye! I bet she thought that Denise was the name of the baby you lapsed out, hon-aye!

]]> By: TatorTodd http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74523 TatorTodd Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:35:36 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74523 Rillz, This progrum was the best. When you were masturbatin' thinkin about the jesus, were you imagining him as a blaque man? Do you like the blaques inside of jew? Joy sounds like she is obese. Krayho Rillz,

This progrum was the best. When you were masturbatin’ thinkin about the jesus, were you imagining him as a blaque man? Do you like the blaques inside of jew?

Joy sounds like she is obese.

Krayho

]]> By: cheryl http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74522 cheryl Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:43:11 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74522 I would be so honored 'naids! I would be so honored ‘naids!

]]> By: queeronpaper http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74521 queeronpaper Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:36:15 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74521 I love you so hard... This show makes me want to help you push it all back in... I love you so hard… This show makes me want to help you push it all back in…

]]> By: cheryl http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74520 cheryl Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:26:18 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74520 Well aren't you aids doll! OH honaids thank jew. My poopcunnie will survive much past 2009, preserving its 25 year old age for a long time turd cum! Well aren’t you aids doll! OH honaids thank jew.

My poopcunnie will survive much past 2009, preserving its 25 year old age for a long time turd cum!

]]> By: Strontkut http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74519 Strontkut Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:20:49 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74519 This episode is so addictive. Can't help but play it over and over again. I might as well have this played on my funeral because it's so spiritual and true.. What else than a Goddess are, you, Rillz. Cheryl Merkowski, The High Priestess of Prolapse, the Misstress of Inverted Alchemy, of a reversed Midas' touch. What goes in, must come out. Some people can turn shit into gold, Cheryl can do the exact opposite with the magic of her poopcunnie. Keep it up, honaye. Hope you'll survive 2009 and won't lose another part of your lung! This episode is so addictive. Can’t help but play it over and over again. I might as well have this played on my funeral because it’s so spiritual and true..
What else than a Goddess are, you, Rillz. Cheryl Merkowski, The High Priestess of Prolapse, the Misstress of Inverted Alchemy, of a reversed Midas’ touch. What goes in, must come out. Some people can turn shit into gold, Cheryl can do the exact opposite with the magic of her poopcunnie. Keep it up, honaye. Hope you’ll survive 2009 and won’t lose another part of your lung!

]]> By: Andy Melton http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74518 Andy Melton Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:25:13 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74518 Neither, she's an Indian (in India). The 700 Club is smark. They know people in America are retorded. They have to pay a little bit to the Indians to take people's phone calls and pray for them on the phone. It's in hopes that the retorded Americunts will then pledge money to the 700 Club. That is just my belief. Could be wrong. Neither, she’s an Indian (in India). The 700 Club is smark. They know people in America are retorded. They have to pay a little bit to the Indians to take people’s phone calls and pray for them on the phone. It’s in hopes that the retorded Americunts will then pledge money to the 700 Club. That is just my belief. Could be wrong.

]]> By: cheryl http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74517 cheryl Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:03:07 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74517 You might be more successful if you called the 700 club prayer line like I did. Ok. Maybe Joy could pray for you. Alrightk. Obviously you do not respek jesus & what he OK has to offer u ALRIGHT. On a different note. I am still trying turd finger out if JOY is blaque or latino. Maybe blatino. Plz to respond listenturds. You might be more successful if you called the 700 club prayer line like I did. Ok. Maybe Joy could pray for you. Alrightk. Obviously you do not respek jesus & what he OK has to offer u ALRIGHT.

On a different note. I am still trying turd finger out if JOY is blaque or latino. Maybe blatino. Plz to respond listenturds.

]]> By: Areola http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74516 Areola Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:59:59 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74516 Cheryl, BFLO is the place where on the seventh day G-d, took a messy, semi-solid, corn-kerneled dump. Hark!!! and on the seventh day a mighty bowl was movethed. And so I pilgrimaged here on all four's to visit the holy land. And when the public axx me why I chose to come here for graduate school, that is what I tellz them. -A Cheryl,

BFLO is the place where on the seventh day G-d, took a messy, semi-solid, corn-kerneled dump. Hark!!! and on the seventh day a mighty bowl was movethed. And so I pilgrimaged here on all four’s to visit the holy land. And when the public axx me why I chose to come here for graduate school, that is what I tellz them.

-A

]]> By: cheryl http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74515 cheryl Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:45:55 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74515 Dear Miss Areola, I appreciate the kind remorks about my voice and the cuntparison with aids cock on STEEL banj-oe. Buffalo New York? Why would someone choose to go to that hell hole? Hopefully they have some gay bars for you to go and lapse your gay-aids-ridden-hole into. Maybe a glory houle for ur lapse too? I do not know what you would do without me 'naids. Probably die. With lapse, Cheryl Dear Miss Areola,

I appreciate the kind remorks about my voice and the cuntparison with aids cock on STEEL banj-oe. Buffalo New York? Why would someone choose to go to that hell hole? Hopefully they have some gay bars for you to go and lapse your gay-aids-ridden-hole into. Maybe a glory houle for ur lapse too? I do not know what you would do without me ‘naids. Probably die.

With lapse,

Cheryl

]]> By: Areola http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74514 Areola Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:42:07 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74514 steel* steel*

]]> By: Areola http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74513 Areola Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:40:28 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74513 Dear Cheryl, I lovez your showgrums. Your voice is so angelic, like an AIDS canckered penis stroking a steal banjo. Pls never stop...I am stuck in BFLO NY which is like an AIDS canckered penis, but with no steal banjo. What would I do without you? With Love, -A Dear Cheryl,

I lovez your showgrums. Your voice is so angelic, like an AIDS canckered penis stroking a steal banjo. Pls never stop…I am stuck in BFLO NY which is like an AIDS canckered penis, but with no steal banjo. What would I do without you?

With Love,

-A

]]> By: James http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74512 James Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:46:59 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74512 Cheryl I love all of your prank call shows, but this one takes the cake. LMFAO @ "C" as in "Clitoris" Cheryl I love all of your prank call shows, but this one takes the cake.

LMFAO @ “C” as in “Clitoris”

]]> By: Gus http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74511 Gus Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:10:39 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74511 I can't get enough of this episode Denise. I can’t get enough of this episode Denise.

]]> By: Burgelapse http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74510 Burgelapse Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:10:56 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74510 HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good lord, Joy is fucked up on something, honaye! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good lord, Joy is fucked up on something, honaye!

]]> By: Andy Melton http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74509 Andy Melton Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:40:54 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74509 Why is it that someone with the name of Joy sounds so depressed and like she doesn't really care? This was GOLD, Cheryl! GOLD! I loved it! Why is it that someone with the name of Joy sounds so depressed and like she doesn’t really care? This was GOLD, Cheryl! GOLD! I loved it!

]]> By: Gus http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74508 Gus Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:21:26 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74508 This show was hilarious because it sounded like that ho Joy be enjoying the love of the lord a little too much you know. Great job Denise, I liked how you did this show alright. It's perfectly alright you know, okay. This show was hilarious because it sounded like that ho Joy be enjoying the love of the lord a little too much you know. Great job Denise, I liked how you did this show alright. It’s perfectly alright you know, okay.

]]> By: cheryl http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74507 cheryl Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:01:53 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74507 Teh craigslyst ads? oh yeth. those. You can find them <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=cherylprolapse+utterli" rel="nofollow">here</a> honaye. Eat my pussy. Oh, and I am glad that you are spreading the rylch-speak. Teh craigslyst ads? oh yeth. those. You can find them here honaye.

Eat my pussy. Oh, and I am glad that you are spreading the rylch-speak.

]]> By: anotherhandle http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74506 anotherhandle Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:54:00 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74506 CHERYL you fucking ugly twat - where are those craiglist readings you just perfromed on yeast? - also at work all day i say "reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllly?" just like you - everyone loves it. CHERYL you fucking ugly twat – where are those craiglist readings you just perfromed on yeast?

– also at work all day i say “reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllly?” just like you – everyone loves it.

]]> By: Bridgette Lang http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74505 Bridgette Lang Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:49:11 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74505 OMG YOU DID IT!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! LMFAO What the hell did she call you lol? Dennis? C as in Clitoris....."what page that on" Feel jesus cock llololol! When I called last night I got my girl to speak in tongues lol That got my Poooooooooooooooooosy so moist sorta like a walmart pound-cake that is half off. OMG YOU DID IT!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! LMFAO What the hell did she call you lol? Dennis? C as in Clitoris…..”what page that on” Feel jesus cock llololol!

When I called last night I got my girl to speak in tongues lol That got my Poooooooooooooooooosy so moist sorta like a walmart pound-cake that is half off.

]]> By: kelly ripafart http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74504 kelly ripafart Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:55:22 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74504 c'moon rillz, let jesus fuck you! best call yet lolz! c’moon rillz, let jesus fuck you! best call yet lolz!

]]> By: Bradd http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74503 Bradd Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:32:06 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74503 It sounds like Lady Blacque-tastic on the other line. New day job, perhaps? Did she call you Denise?? Rillz, you make me LOL, m'kaye? It sounds like Lady Blacque-tastic on the other line. New day job, perhaps?

Did she call you Denise??

Rillz, you make me LOL, m’kaye?

]]> By: Go Listen to Cheryl… « A Big Gay Comedy Podcast - CuppaTea w/AJ http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74502 Go Listen to Cheryl… « A Big Gay Comedy Podcast - CuppaTea w/AJ Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:28:36 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74502 [...] http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172 [...] [...] http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172 [...]

]]> By: Mayudge http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74501 Mayudge Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:20:37 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74501 LOL LOL

]]> By: Xavier http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172&cpage=1#comment-74500 Xavier Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:20:08 +0000 http://www.blog.whorehole.org/?p=172#comment-74500 'Yall transgress and be forgiven alright... You want fries with that? Cheryl really flushes out that Christianity is nothing without the packaging. What the Bible say about stoning the first ripped 'gine? Let he who is without lapse shove the first dildo and post the first Craigslist ad. TENA LADY is the answer. ‘Yall transgress and be forgiven alright… You want fries with that?

Cheryl really flushes out that Christianity is nothing without the packaging.

What the Bible say about stoning the first ripped ‘gine?

Let he who is without lapse shove the first dildo and post the first Craigslist ad.

TENA LADY is the answer.

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