Album Ark by James

LENGTH: 54:21
GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?!
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS

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LENGTH: 2:20
SYNOPSIS
An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.

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Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James

LENGTH: 1:02:30
GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, VM, funny clyups & songs, & MOAR! Call May @ 206-666-LYPS

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LENGTH: 27:29
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.

Track Listing:

• 1: Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org
A wonderful seasonal ditty inspired by the classic “Winter Wonderland”
• 2: WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT
A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees.
• 3: Boy You Are Fat
Cheryl makes tribute to the classic “Joy to the World” and an obese former listenturd. Featuring the famous “Andy Snap” of Yeast Radio ep 763.
• 4: I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha
A special version of the holiday classic “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
• 5: Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny
Cheryl’s holiday classic, inspired by the song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”.
• 6: 12 Days of Crimmus
Cheryl brings blaque the Christmas classic “12 Days of Christmas”, du rags and all.
• 7: WH Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah
Cheryl sings “Hanukkah Whore Hanukkah” [Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah].
• 8: Prolapse (Kwanzaa)
Cheryl changes the words to a Kwanzaa song to make it more… prole-ific
• 9: You’re A Mean One Hagatha
A song about a very disgusting whore mess named Hagatha set to the tune of the classic “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch”
• 10: WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse
Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL Shock-whore-con! CUMOEN! Happy hannu-cunt babies!
• 11: Hagatha
A spin on the classic Hanukkah song “Hanukkah”
• 12: Do You Smell What I Smell
Cheryl’s take on the holiday classic “Do You Hear What I Hear”

To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!

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(Compare to original album ark)

LENGTH: 3:21
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show”. Lyrics by Jamie Shade. *Lyrics in iTurds!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, Cheryl Merkowski, Prolapse, prolapsed whore picture show, rocky horror picture show, time warp | 2 Comments

(Compare to Burt’s album ark)

LENGTH: 2:28
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)”
and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in iTurds!

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LENGTH: 26:41
GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and more. Enjoy! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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KoolAIDS HUUUR vid, & he AINT SIR-US vid.

The first craigslist ad I read (CLAYCO) !

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Album Ark By Vince!

LENGTH: 3:49
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud!
*Lyrics in iTurds!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, aids good time, care Institutions Caring For Kids, children, cooze, D.I.C.K, dipee, dough, downs, kids, lapse, Prolapse, prole, squeal, toys, whorehole, young gal | 4 Comments

LENGTH: 3:37
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, aids queen, biscuit, blaque pop, blueberries, cheese, DADDY, folds, Fry, hord, poo, poopy, Prolapse, RYLCH, Shakira, shrockbella | 5 Comments

LENGTH: 18:44
GUESTS: Lynda, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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The
Smoker Face – Lady Gaga Parody

Full interview of Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake Defending No Chase Policy

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LENGTH: 29:19
GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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The poop motivation vid the song came from *Thanks to StripClubDeej*.

The youtube fatty at the end of the grum.

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LENGTH: 33:03
GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker).
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with tards from the movie Palindromes! WOWOW. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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LENGTH: 23:39
GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n lyups. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Jaime Shade (who made the remix at the end).

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, abortion, asscunt, bacon is good for may, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, debt, debt resolution center, douche, fart, fetus, fistula, Insurance, jaime shade, Lacist, lapse, lipstectomy, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, medical debt, no t no shade, Obesity, operation, prank, procedure, Prolapse, racy, skype, special people's club, stinkhair, Timaya, welcome to the dollhouse | 22 Comments

LENGTH: 24:45
GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Download Cheryl Sings: Stayin’ Lapsed complete with lyrics!

Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).

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LENGTH: 3:33
Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Shade.

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