LENGTH: 1:04:25
GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion)
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. Of course Rill’s extra dirty talk includes ‘bortions, ‘lapse, & panny poop. Plus an erotic craigslist ad & more! Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abortion, anal, anal warts, asscunt, blaque, chat line, Cheryl Merkowski, clyups, DICK, fistula, Lady Raptastic, ladybisnis, lyups, Madge Weinstein, Maury, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, raunchy, shart, smegma, Smokey, steamy, tan, whorehole, wowowowow

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LENGTH: 13:21
GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She also calls about Urine B Gonez. Chicken TetrazzinI. Call 206-666-LYPS

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Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abfab, bacon, beaver cream, big area, bluud flow, breast enhancement, Cheryl Merkowski, Chicken TetrazzinI, Cunnie, desire, dominQue, ephedrine, fat spray, folds, heat on skin shrinks fat cells, homeless urine, icy hok, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, mattress, meth, nutrition, Obesity, Panties, paul, perineum, poopie be gone, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, protruding lapse, queef, saline, sexual enhancement, shart, Smokey, stillborn, stinkhair, supplements, tanning, tanning lotion, urine be gone, urine on bed, weightloss lotion, wersh, whore

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LENGTH: 30:11
GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY Remix. Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• “The Power Gay” (the whore that made the amazing HONEY REMIX at the end of the show).

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, Cancer, Cheryl Merkowski, douche, douchebag, downstairs lyups, enema, fingernail fungus, gel on lyups, God soap, jesus, jock itch, lapse, laundry, laundry baull, lip balm, lyups, neutralizer, pants n panny, panty, ph, poomp, Pooping Panties, queef, retail, retirement, scoop out the panny, Soap, sores, stinkhair, strips, suds, testimonials, tire tracks, ulcers, walmark, weight loss

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LENGTH: 28:51
GUESTS: Lady Raptastic
SYNOPSIS
Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism continues, Oprah’s aureolas, gray skin, & sicklecell. PLUS Stapler! Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, asscunt, aureola, blaque, bloody tampon, Cancer, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cunnie, diabetis, diabetis foot, gray skin, Insurance, Lady Raptastic, lapsey, lyups, Madge Weinstein, mr hands, n-word bonnet, obama, Obesity, oprah, Panties, pooping blankets, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, racism, shart, sickle cell anemia, stapler, stinkhair, tanning, whorehole, xray

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Album Ark By Debra Wilkerson! See Whitney’s Version here.

LENGTH: 4:43
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings Whitney Houston’s Classic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, cheryl style! PLUS Lyrics in iTurds!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, blaque, burn, Cheryl Merkowski, dry, lyups, Prolapse, sings, song, stinkhair, tanning, whitney houston

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LENGTH: 12:51
GUESTS: Bonnie
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing pussy, poopin panny, and keepin her baby. Call Rillz & Leave Some Love at 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, abortion, asscunt, Cunnie, Cunt, diabetis, fetus, hord, jar, JD Jakes, jesus, oh god, Panties, panty, pee, Pooping Panties, prank, prayer, prayergasm, Prolapse, pump, punch, queef, see pussy go broke, shart, stinkhair, thank you jesus, tittaye

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LENGTH: 26:28
GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman
SYNOPSIS
Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t Know; & Cheryl looks to christ for her financial problems! 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

• Lady Raptastic
• Debra Wilkerson
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, as seen on tv, asscunt, build a bear, Cheryl Merkowski, children, christ, crown, Cunnie, debra, debra wilkerson, DICK, fat, fistula, gopher, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, racism, shape n tone, shart, stinkhair, stuffing, tanning, whorehole

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LENGTH: 48:25
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Yeast Radio
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, 1guy1jar, abortion, Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Ask Alice, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, children, Cock Stuffing, corn, DICK, fat, fistula, get fucked, GlassAss, Half Ton Teen, Lady Raptastic, Lyps, lyups, Madge Weinstein, Meatus, mr hands, Obesity, panty, Parental Advice, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, shart, Smokey, sobese, sounding, stinkhair, tanning, Thermometer

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LENGTH: 13:48
GUESTS: Joy
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: Prank Callz, podcast, stinkhair, 700 club, abortion, Andy Melton, asscunt, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, Cunt, latino, lyups, Obesity, panty, Pooping Panties, prank, prayer, Prolapse, queef, stillburth, stinkhair, whorehole

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LENGTH: 12:08
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old people ramble, WENSDAY, MMHMM, and bags. Eat my cunnie. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

• Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio/a>
• FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, anal warts, AOL, AT&T, blaque, Cheryl Merkowski, cornel candy, Cunnie, Cunt, Depends, DICK, DS, enema, fistula, granny tranny, honey buns candy, Madge Weinstein, nightshirt, old people, phone bill, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, queef, sobese, stinkhair, tanning, wensday

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