Cheryl Sings: Edge of Borty

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Amazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers!

LENGTH: 4:23

SYNOPSIS

Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS.

Alternative Album ARK by Justin:


VIDEO: Pain A Prolapse

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LENGTH: 3:07
SYNOPSIS
This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan Fox.

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WH94: Catheters 4 Sylvia Epic Grum

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Album Ark by James


LENGTH: 1:31:35
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • WH93: Incinerating Returned Depends & Riding TEH CTAids

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    Album Ark by James


    LENGTH: 54:21
    GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?!
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS

    LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • WH92: Cheryl’s Smoke Assassin is OK OK 4 Blaque History MONF

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    Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James


    LENGTH: 1:02:30
    GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc.
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, VM, funny clyups & songs, & MOAR! Call May @ 206-666-LYPS

    LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • Cheryl’s Holiday Classics

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    LENGTH: 27:29
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.

    Track Listing:

    To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!

    Cheryl Sings: Pro Lapse (The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show)

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    (Compare to original album ark)

    LENGTH: 3:21
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show”. Lyrics by Jamie Shade. *Lyrics in iTurds!

    WH91: Sleep Numberin’ Bare With Rylch

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    LENGTH: 26:41
    GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS.
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and more. Enjoy! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

    LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • KoolAIDS HUUUR vid, & he AINT SIR-US vid.
  • The first craigslist ad I read (CLAYCO) !
  • WH: Cheryl Sings- D.I.C.K

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    Album Ark By Vince!

    LENGTH: 3:49
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud!
    *Lyrics in iTurds!

    Cheryl Sings: Underneath Your Folds

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    LENGTH: 3:37
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!

    WH90: Injrid Tweezin And Pleasin With Moisturizer

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    LENGTH: 18:44
    GUESTS: Lynda, etc.
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

    LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • The
    Smoker Face – Lady Gaga Parody
  • Full interview of Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake Defending No Chase Policy
  • WH89: U Gotta Depend On Slim Necklines & BM

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    LENGTH: 29:19
    GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

    LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • The poop motivation vid the song came from *Thanks to StripClubDeej*.
  • The youtube fatty at the end of the grum.