Amazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers!

LENGTH: 4:23

SYNOPSIS

Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS.

Alternative Album ARK by Justin:

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, song, stinkhair, abortion, Cheryl Merkowski, Crowd Sourced, Edge of Glory, jaimeaids, lady kaka, Patriekgud

Album Ark by James

LENGTH: 28:21
SYNOPSIS
NYEA a random imprompTURD minigrum with intro in bafroom and phone chak with MADGE WEINSTEIN. WEU. eat mai.

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Filed under: podcast, stinkhair, asscunt, blaque, blaques, fistula, Lyps, Madge Weinstein, piss in car, Pooping Panties, Rio

Filed under: podcast, song, stinkhair, vidyo, animated RYLCH, cgi, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, Cunt, kegel, Kegelz, lapse, Obesity, PAIN, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, Ragan Fox, rap, so amazing, Sylvia Brown, Sylvia Browne, u outta do some kegels CHERYL, Xdope, xtopher

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Filed under: podcast, Prank Callz, stinkhair, abortion, Abruised, always to the right, BELLY FAT, big meets bigger, blaque naymes, bon ami, bowelz, BPH, bradlaids, can't touch my TOES, catheters, Cheryl Merkowski, deLOIS, DIANE START TODAY, DICK, die BEETEES, distorted view, dj prolapse, DST, EARL, fat, feral cats, fistula, food is a problem solver, gittin good to me, GO GRL work it, her FOOT had ROTTED, I POOPED MY PANTS I ATE TOO MUCH CORN, intimate setting, KASKIK, Kegelz, kid'nay FAYLUR, kidney failur, Lady Raptastic, lil' blaque GRL, LIL' GRL, liswood gaga, Madge, Madge Weinstein, Madgey be a HORSIE, minigrum, never to the left, O HAI IM SAMANTHA, O LARD I LOOK A HOT MISS, Obesity, OMG a double cheeseburger for $2 no way lets go get one guys, OMG AINT TERICA jus DIED, Panties, panty, pitchur, Pooping Panties, poopwaur, prank, pro-lapse, Prolapse, puke, queef, Radio, scared crap out of her, scream until you PROLAPSE, Sex and the Seniors JCC, shart, she ait and ait and ait, skirt GIRDLE, sobese, STANK SO BAYUD, stinkhair, Sylvia Brown Browne, sylvia facebook, Talons, that was some session, tidecommercial, Toddlers & Tiaras, totally forgot about AINT TERCIA, tuna, TWITTERsheet, u outta do some kegels CHERYL, urban cheryl fails, voicemails, Wanda Wisdom, weight watcher, what does that have to do with your MOUTH!?, Xdope, xtopher, YES U IZ

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Filed under: podcast, Prank Callz, stinkhair, abortion, ANGELS, asscunt, ben from NY, blaque, BPH, brand brand, Cheryl Merkowski, chiffon dress, churds, colostomy, condoms, CTA, denim backpack, Depends, DICK, doublespeak, ENprune, fat, feces, herbologist, hoarders, incinolet, infection, lapse, lazy bus driver, LEGENDARY potato salad, Madge Weinstein, Maury, my bathroom, Obesity, Panties, payud, PICKLES, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, queef, return policy, sanitary pad, shrockbella, smoke break, stinkhair, stoma, SYLVIA BROWNE BROWN, tampons, Toddlers & Tiaras, ugly and black, urine, yogurt

Filed under: podcast, song, stinkhair, vidyo, chak, Cheryl Merkowski, Cunnie, do you know what a prolapse is, Lyps, pee on me, poop on me, Pooping Panties, Prolapse, stinkhair, walls, whorehole

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Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, 60 minutes, abortion, adult diapers, AT&T, AURafella, baby IM honGRAY, Bar B Que, blaque hist monf, Cheryl Merkowski, craigslist, Depends, eating disorder, enwordtriggerfish, fecal matter, FEESH, fishing, fisting, Get that nutt nigga, hoarders, iphone, jaimeaids, lady gaga, Lady Raptastic, liswood, Madge Weinstein, mainframe, microcomputer, mr spriggz, Obesity, Panties, panty, perfectly normal, poop, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, rupaul's drag race, shart, snuggie, sobese, Toddlers & Tiaras, whorehole, whoretorture

Track Listing:

• 1: Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org
A wonderful seasonal ditty inspired by the classic “Winter Wonderland”
• 2: WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT
A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees.
• 3: Boy You Are Fat
Cheryl makes tribute to the classic “Joy to the World” and an obese former listenturd. Featuring the famous “Andy Snap” of Yeast Radio ep 763.
• 4: I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha
A special version of the holiday classic “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
• 5: Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny
Cheryl’s holiday classic, inspired by the song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”.
• 6: 12 Days of Crimmus
Cheryl brings blaque the Christmas classic “12 Days of Christmas”, du rags and all.
• 7: WH Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah
Cheryl sings “Hanukkah Whore Hanukkah” [Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah].
• 8: Prolapse (Kwanzaa)
Cheryl changes the words to a Kwanzaa song to make it more… prole-ific
• 9: You’re A Mean One Hagatha
A song about a very disgusting whore mess named Hagatha set to the tune of the classic “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch”
• 10: WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse
Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL Shock-whore-con! CUMOEN! Happy hannu-cunt babies!
• 11: Hagatha
A spin on the classic Hanukkah song “Hanukkah”
• 12: Do You Smell What I Smell
Cheryl’s take on the holiday classic “Do You Hear What I Hear”

To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair

(Compare to original album ark)

LENGTH: 3:21
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show”. Lyrics by Jamie Shade. *Lyrics in iTurds!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, Cheryl Merkowski, Prolapse, prolapsed whore picture show, rocky horror picture show, time warp

(Compare to Burt’s album ark)

LENGTH: 2:28
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)”
and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in iTurds!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair

LENGTH: 26:41
GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and more. Enjoy! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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Filed under: podcast, Prank Callz, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, abortion, abortion meat, asscunt, bare essentials, bed, blaque, blood, boobies, Cheryl Merkowski, clayco, Coontakintay, coverup, craigslist, DICK, downstairs, Dr phil, fat, fecal, fecal proof, fistula, fully clothed, ghetto and straight laced, Hulu spotting, incontinence, lyups, Madge Weinstein, makeup, mattress pad, mike diamond, Obesity, pads, Panties, Pooping Panties, poopy, poopy panny, Prolapse, racism, Saucy Secret, serial mom, shart, shrockbella, SIRus, sleep number, smegma, sobese, springs, stained, stinkhair, Times A Wasting, tina, US of Tara, Weird True & Freaky

Album Ark By Vince!

LENGTH: 3:49
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud!
*Lyrics in iTurds!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, aids good time, care Institutions Caring For Kids, children, cooze, D.I.C.K, dipee, dough, downs, kids, lapse, Prolapse, prole, squeal, toys, whorehole, young gal

LENGTH: 3:37
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!

Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, aids queen, biscuit, blaque pop, blueberries, cheese, DADDY, folds, Fry, hord, poo, poopy, Prolapse, RYLCH, Shakira, shrockbella

LENGTH: 18:44
GUESTS: Lynda, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, stinkhair, abortion, black pop, botanicals, Cheryl Merkowski, Cooling pads, dryness, epilator, external part of prolapse, external vaginal moisturizer, femene, hair removal, i've already shit on myself in a scene before anyway, ingrown hairs on lyups, INJRID, internal vaginal dryness, jaime shade, lady gaga, lady kaka, lyups, moisture, niggy niggy can't you see, pads, Pooping Panties, porn star, price for poo, produks, Prolapse, Sallie Peake, shit, Smoker Face, Soothin serum, south park, stinkhair, toddlers and tiaras, tweezer, waxing, Welford

LENGTH: 29:19
GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

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Filed under: cherylsings, podcast, Prank Callz, stinkhair, 1turd wisdumb, 5 cups of urine and BM, alli, amish heater, bleed out, BM, bowel movement, briefs, Cheryl Merkowski, children, coupons, crinkle crinkle, Cunnie, depend, Depends, disposable, downs, fecal incontinence, garments, girdle, leak out, let it heal, lose oily stools, Lyps, lyups, Madge, Madge Weinstein, mandatory cream, maximum protection, Obesity, Panties, perfume, period blood, poise, poop in panny, Pooping Panties, prank, Prolapse, prolapse tighten, pulled in, queef, return, return policy, RUNNY STOOL, shrockbella, smell, stained by fecal matter, stains and smells, stinkhair, stinky bm, STOOL, tight pant, Toddlers & Tiaras, treatment effects, urine, void, walgreen, warehouse, washable, whorehole, wipes, wouterfaull dooty