Music Video & Song: Walls Fall Out

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The AMAZING Gladys Freak wrote, directed, and PROLEduced this lapse INDUCING song and even more amazing MUSIC VIDEO! Learn about Cheryl’isms, walls falling outk, and so much more. Music video featuring cameos by Beach Rylch, a variety of LIL RYLCHes, Tan MOM™®© and tan daughtee™®© Rylch, my sister SYLVIA, ROSA DUCK™®©, Madge Weinstein, and so much more. Plus you get a chance to see my ‘lapse. Who could AXE for ennything moar? #NYEA. Want to download a high quality mp3 version of the song? WELL CHERYL HAS YOU COVEE-d.

Want More Rylch? Many of you new  fans have been writing in demanding “MORE CHERYL!” In addition to the AMAZING CONTENT at WHOREHOLE.ORG, theres weeks and months worth of Rylch audio recordings for you to listen to at YeastRadio.com . I have been doing a live podcast with my gal Madge Weinstein for years and they are all there for your enjoyment. We make lots of rude phone calls to pro-life abortion hot lines, have story time about poopin’ panties, and much moar!

Enjoyed the music video and song? Show some appreciation by sending MAIDS an amazon dot COM gift cerk to cheryl atk WHOREHOLE d0t OOURRRGG. WEWEUWE

UPDATEk: My SISTEE™®© Sylvia Browne died 11/20/13 as PSYCHICALLY predickturd by Gladys Freak at the end of this video! o WUEWEUWEU very upsetting. Sing Along With RYLCH: LYRICS

honey I say naids or naideen which ever one I use the same thing   bus I say BPH the black person holder that transportates   doctor I say doctee or docturd whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word   abortion I say borty boty a fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty   lips I say lyups or chlyups the flesh trapdoors in between my hips   trapdoors what’s that doorway for   something special let me tell you more ===CHORUS lips pout the walls fall out red rose grows as the walls unfold my lapse prolapse   jizz trap spreads my gap red meat flaps as the walls unwrap my lapse prolapse === fish I say feesh feesh a yeasty dish that’s so delish   chicken I say cheeukun nigga but too much dark meat can ruin your fig-ire   black I say blaque blaque aunt teresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back   pro-gram I say grim grum when me and Madge Weinstein have some fun   panties I say panni panni wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny   fanny what’s your fanny for something special let me show you whore

WH-MiniGRUM: As Seen on TV SkeenTag MESH Lint Vac

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LENGTH: 14:29
SYNOPSIS
Anothee minigrum™®© featuring a call to AS SEEN ON TEEVEE to axe the HORD questions about produks like SKINTAG REMOVER, MagicMesh,LINT Lizard and the WAXvak!

WH-MiniGRUM Yuma(az)loight

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Rylch using the UMAloight. ARK by Lin Ferno

Rylch using the UMAloight. ARK by Lin Ferno

LENGTH: 11:31
SYNOPSIS
NYEA a minigrum™®© fer ya featurding a caull to the wonderful YUMAloight to axe them some questions about their PRODUK. WEUWEU

INSPIRATION infomercialmercial:

Looks pretty normal to maids! Anyone want turd make me a rylchy pic with maids wearing the YUMAloight™®©? weuwe. Maybe on the bph? WERK IT OUTK!

Cheryl Sings: Edge of Borty

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Amazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers!

LENGTH: 4:23

SYNOPSIS

Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS.

Alternative Album ARK by Justin:


VIDEO: Pain A Prolapse

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LENGTH: 3:07
SYNOPSIS
This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan Fox.

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WH94: Catheters 4 Sylvia Epic Grum

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Album Ark by James


LENGTH: 1:31:35
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS!

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  • WH93: Incinerating Returned Depends & Riding TEH CTAids

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    Album Ark by James


    LENGTH: 54:21
    GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?!
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS

    LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • WH92: Cheryl’s Smoke Assassin is OK OK 4 Blaque History MONF

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    Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James


    LENGTH: 1:02:30
    GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc.
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, VM, funny clyups & songs, & MOAR! Call May @ 206-666-LYPS

    LINKS:

  • FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
  • Cheryl’s Holiday Classics

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    LENGTH: 27:29
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.

    Track Listing:

    To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!

    Cheryl Sings: Pro Lapse (The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show)

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    (Compare to original album ark)

    LENGTH: 3:21
    SYNOPSIS
    Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show”. Lyrics by Jamie Shade. *Lyrics in iTurds!