Want More Rylch? Many of you new fans have been writing in demanding “MORE CHERYL!” In addition to the AMAZING CONTENT at WHOREHOLE.ORG, theres weeks and months worth of Rylch audio recordings for you to listen to at YeastRadio.com . I have been doing a live podcast with my gal Madge Weinstein for years and they are all there for your enjoyment. We make lots of rude phone calls to pro-life abortion hot lines, have story time about poopin’ panties, and much moar!
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honey I say naids or naideen which ever one I use the same thing bus I say BPH the black person holder that transportates doctor I say doctee or docturd whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word abortion I say borty boty a fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty lips I say lyups or chlyups the flesh trapdoors in between my hips trapdoors what’s that doorway for something special let me tell you more ===CHORUS lips pout the walls fall out red rose grows as the walls unfold my lapse prolapse jizz trap spreads my gap red meat flaps as the walls unwrap my lapse prolapse === fish I say feesh feesh a yeasty dish that’s so delish chicken I say cheeukun nigga but too much dark meat can ruin your fig-ire black I say blaque blaque aunt teresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back pro-gram I say grim grum when me and Madge Weinstein have some fun panties I say panni panni wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny fanny what’s your fanny for something special let me show you whore
LENGTH: 3:07 SYNOPSIS
This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan Fox.
LENGTH: 1:31:35 SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS!
LENGTH: 54:21 GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?! SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS
LENGTH: 1:02:30 GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc. SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, VM, funny clyups & songs, & MOAR! Call May @ 206-666-LYPS
LENGTH: 27:29 SYNOPSIS
Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.
LENGTH: 3:21 SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show”. Lyrics by Jamie Shade. *Lyrics in iTurds!